How to do anything: How to Learn a Programming Language

Here's An overview of the best way to go about learning a programming language. Just keep reading Steps and Tips.

Steps

Choose a programming language. Don't dive into anything hard like C++ for your first language; it's best to learn from something a bit easier first. Python is a good starter language. Even though it is a relatively slow language, it is very straightforward and easy to learn. Also, there is a module called Pygame available that makes handling windows a breeze. Once you learn an easy language, you can then move on to a harder one. Another programming language for a beginner to try is Kids Programming Language. Don't be put off by the name! Once you learn the basic concepts of programming, you can then take those ideas into any programming language you choose.
Find a tutorial for the programming language. Be sure that the tutorial is aimed at non-programmers if it's your first one.
Try to find someone you know that knows how to program. Online tutorials are nice, but they can be frustrating at times if you can't get answers to specific questions.
Keep at it. Programming can be the most frustrating thing in the world, but it can also be the most satisfying thing. Don't get down if you don't get a concept--programming is a very abstract thing to learn, and if you can't figure out something, take a break and come back later.

When you learn something new, it is very helpful to try it out, and then change some things to make sure you have the concept down.
When choosing a programming language, it is important to consider what you'll be learning it for. For example, if you want to go into website development, try out PHP or Java/Javascript.
If you take a break from programming, be sure to practice every now and then. After all, it is a programming language, and as it is with any language, you will forget it if you don't use it.